Name: Matty B
Age: 10
Job: Head Musician/Rapper
Race: White
Hobbies: Getting 9 Year Old Girls, Balling Up, and Sleep
Education: Flunked pre-k for 9 years until giving up and going into the music business.
Name: Ronald McDonald
Age: 64
Job: Head Advertiser
Race: Killer Clown
Hobbies: Eating McChickens
Education: High School Dropout
Name: Barney
Age: 38
Job: Company Mascot
Race: Dinosaur
Hobbies: Terrorizing Children
Education: None
Name: Ash Ketchup
Age: 14
Job: Catching and fighting pokemon against their will
Race: Japanese
Hobbies: Animal Abuse
Education: How to Catch Em All
Name: Anthony Naber
Age: Unknown
Job: Copying and Pasting
Race: Drama Alert Nation(Keemstar's Assistant)
Hobbies: Student by Day Killer Clown by Night
Education: Drama Alert Nation High School
**Attention!! This is not real, this is all made up.**
But for real. Go check this guy's website out here.